

You're on your own for a little bit now, trooper, but follow its instructions and you'll be rewarded with a local good-enough java install. Then double click it in your Downloads folder to mount the dmg, and go through the whole installer. If your file finally is downloading: awesome! Proceed to step 6. If told Your email address has been verified., press Continue. Click the Account Verification Link in it, feed the grue your email address and new password if you have to. If you feel generous and feed it your proper proper address, check your mail, if you hate this kind of thing, I'd suggest feeding it whatever you like and then head over to and type in the same name in their search box to see the mail the Oracle grue sent you. Click the Sign Up link and share your heart at the form (he feels no pain, and deserved whatever you wrote), ending with Create. Step 5īefore you has just appeared another minion mini-boss looking something like this: You rock, dude! Pat yourself on the back and skip to step 6. If you are now getting the file downloaded, you have already jumped the oracle hoop of patience, and been awarded the Oracle Cookie of Infinite Patience. In the section above the link, click the radio button saying "Accept License Agreement", find your token link again and click it. Then search for your magic token again in this page. If you are in Europe, congrats! Click away the cookie banner telling you that we can make stupid laws here too.
DOWNLOAD JAVA 7 MAC ARCHIVE
If you got the above token, ask google for site: jre-7u6-macosx-圆4.dmg and click the first result, a page probably entitled "Java Archive Downloads - Java SE 7 - Oracle".

You feed it to google with a supporting incantation, and it produces a web page where you can download it. Head to and find the line that reads something like "Download the jre-7u6-macosx-圆4.dmg file." – THIS IS A MAGIC TOKEN.
DOWNLOAD JAVA 7 MAC INSTALL
If it didn't find a command like that, you need to download and install it from Oracle first.

If you got something like that, Othar the otter smiles upon you – proceed to step 7. Java HotSpot(TM) 64-Bit Server VM (build 24.51-b03, mixed mode)

Java(TM) SE Runtime Environment (build 1.7.0_51-b13) '/Library/Internet Plug-Ins/ugin/Contents/Home/bin/java ' -version
